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via lobsterc0ck // originally becausebirds

 

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

reblogged 1 day ago on 16 September 2014 WITH 482,539 notes »reblog
via castielsfinebutt // originally sofiajonze

eluhvew:

thefinnishgypsy:

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

"I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"

perfect

reblogged 1 day ago on 16 September 2014 WITH 75,461 notes »reblog
via nooby-banana // originally pocketmoony

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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via owlmylove // originally 69kmh

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

chocolate-dandy:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

irenelove83:

my—own—personal—paradise:

theresarumblyinmytumbly:

Jason Momoa for Men’s Health UK October issue (x)

roxymaniaaa

can you imagine if this was your man and you came home hes just doing big body yard work like “hey baby.” #iddie

Goals

Posted 2 days ago on 15 September 2014 WITH 5 notes »reblog

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

I was tagged by the lovely staningsebastian :3

I’m tagging: nightmaresarealsodreams - letmetouchyourbeard - liondandelion - mistress-quickly - kinnareth - mayigotosleepnow -lobsterc0ck - highlaurie - aaaaaaaand yeah, 25 is a lot of people to tag so I guess if you see this and wanna do it, then please do! :)

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via loki-and-the-doctor // originally coochietoots

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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via vibrathor // originally withfireandblood